Some of you may think that this is an inside joke(!), but honestly, toilets have come a long way. There are many ways that we can invest in small luxuries, and this new brand of luxury is one of them. To be clear, it is a 'washlet' accessory that is attached to a selected toilet that provides the personal services. This washlet can provide hands free flushing and a sensor-activated lid that lifts as you approach and lowers as you leave. They have remote controls (for your convenience) as well as the wall mounted keypad. You can control the heated seat, the 'gentle aerated warm water' for front and rear washing, a massage feature, warm air drying in 3 settings, an automatic air purified and a self-cleaning wand! Afterwards, it cooks you breakfast and washes the dishes (just kidding). At any rate, this toilet will be the center of attention and conversation in your social circle for years to come. If you visit New York, look on Toto's map (www.totousa.com) of Japanese restaurants in New York that feature their unique brand of luxury.